The care and feeding of a slut

The proper care and feeding of a slut

A few weeks ago I took in an outdoor production of Shakespeare’s “As You Like It.” I was surprised in the middle of one scene where the following line was delivered by Touchstone, the court jester:

“Truly, and to cast away honesty upon a foul slut were to put good meat into an unclean dish.”

Foul slut? Did I hear correctly? I wasn’t aware that the word “slut” existed in the days of the Bard, so, when I got home, I did a little research into its origins.

Turns out it has been around for quite some time. It first appeared in Middle English in 1402 as the word “slutte” with the meaning of a “dirty, tidy, or slovenly woman.” The way we know it today as a sexually promiscuous woman dates back to at least 1450.

So, turns out, sluts have been around for a long time.

It’s only in the last two and a half years that I have happened to own one.

I take that responsibility very seriously. Not everyone gets a chance to own a slut, but I do. Got one in my bed each and every night. Granted, she has to ask permission to come to my bed, but she does. In true slut fashion, she gets into bed naked and prepared to do whatever I desire to her, using whatever hole I find appealing at the time.

Sluts are a lot of fun to have around.

But they require a lot of work as well.

It’s well worth it, though. The proper care and feeding and taking care of a slut, the nurturing and loving of a slut, these are all proper components. If you were to be so lucky, like me, have a slut sent to you or fall into your possession, please be sure to read the instructions that come with her properly.

It’s not like she’s a Gremlin and you have to worry about getting her wet, which is good, because sluts, by the nature of who they are, get wet easily. You can feed them after midnight. They like to be fed. They have three holes in which they can be fed.

That aside, here are some of the rules:

• You have to love your slut with all of your heart.

• You can call her a slut, but make sure she knows that she is your slut alone. That is what they live for.

•  Sluts need to be spanked if they are bad. Actually, they need to be spanked if they are good as well

•  In some instances, they are a “cum slut” or a “fucking slut.” Most likely, in those instances, they are having their face buried in the pillow while you fuck them from behind.

•  Sluts deserve flowers and cards, gifts and gestures, to show them how much you care for them. How much you care for them as a slut.

• Sluts are insatiable. Be prepared to respond accordingly

• You can fuck and abuse your slut all that you want, but give her time to rest and recuperate, because broken sluts do not work properly.

• Be faithful to your slut and your slut alone. Being given a slut is a gift. Respond accordingly.

I could write so much more on this topic, but will save it for my upcoming book. And besides, L and I just had a fairly vanilla weekend. It is Sunday night, and I need to step inside of the bedroom and make her feel like a slut.