Good Night Wooden Spoon

One of my favorite children's book is "Good Night Moon." I read it to both of my boys, and bought it for L a couple of years ago for her youngest son. During the times when we weren't together, we would often times close off our evening email/text conversations with passages from the book, wishing each other "Good night brush" or "Good night mush" or so on, and so forth.

Anyway, with all due respect to Margaret Wise Brown, I thought the book needing a, uh, slight revision.

Enjoy.

In Master’s bedroom

There was a satisfied pet

Lying in a spot

Just made wet.

And a recently used flogger

And a wooden spoon

When used on pet’s ass

always made her swoon.

And a collar and a leash

And a bondage hood

All things used

To make sure pet was good.

And a blindfold, cuffs, ben wa balls

Anal beads, cock ring, a Wartenberg wheel

And sound proofing for the walls

Because pet tended to squeal.

And erotic BDSM videos

that always make pet blush.

And a quiet but stern Master

whispering “Hush.”

Good night satisfied pet.

Good night spot just made wet.

Good night flogger.

Good night wooden spoon.

Good night pet’s red ass

Good night collar, leash and bondage hood.

Good night blindfold, cuffs and ben wa balls.

Good night anal beads, cock ring, and Wartenberg wheel.

Good night videos

Good night pet’s lovely brush

And good night to the quiet but stern Master

whispering “Hush.”